Sunday, 15 January 2012

A short morning ride to the sea 15th gennaio 2011

A short morning ride to the sea 15th gennaio 2011



Today I took a ride to the sea with Riccardo. The plan was very simple - meet in Siena with our bikes, take a gentle stroll downhill from Siena to Grosetto - Siena being about 300 m above sea level and Grosetto on the coast, it should be a gentle downhill trot for about 60 miles, taking in the old Siena-Grosetto road. There is a new Siena-Grosetto road, which is a superstrada (motorway) - this was built many moons ago, well I think somewhere around 30 years ago and in some places is excellent. In other places it is terrible and single carriageway, there are places where work carries on slowly and my team tell me that this work seems to have been going on for 25 years or so with great promises that one day all will be dualed. However, after taking in this old road I now appreciate the benefit of this road, also for some of it you can see the Siena-Grosetto superstrada from below, pinned up in the air some 200 metres up and now I see the majesty of it.



It certainly started very well, we met at 09:00 with the sun shining, despite plenty of frost on the ground and temperatures around freezing.Overnight I had changed my wheels. My Scott Addict SL, full carbon with Dura Ace and carbon Mavic SSC wheels was starting to feel really unstable in the wet/cold. I changed the front wheel for a Shimano RS-10, changed tyres on both the front and the back, and instantly the bike feels much much more stable. Go figure - I changed a pair of 800 GBP wheels for a pair of 80 GBP wheels and instantly they feel better - I think I need some work and testing on my set up!

So, with new tyres and front wheel, plus ice and road water (guazze!) I was taking it slowly.
The route started well, taking in some beautiful countryside over towards Casciano di Murlo where Dr. Hammers live (that is covered in another blog entry) and also where I took my massive spill on my second trip on my Scott full carbon (also detailed elsewhere).




Further down the road we found some trees that had been stripped for cork - presumably the cork oak http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cork_(material). Apparently they strip the bark off the trees and process it. You can see the trees with the brown bits showing above. Apparently it doesn't damage the trees and grows back quickly. I had never seen it before.

Corks here in Italy are almost exactly the reverse of the UK. In the UK, the better wines have swapped to either plastic corks or screw caps, and the only ones that you find with "real" cork seem to be the cheaper wines. Apparently, there is a high risk of tainting or spoiling from cork, and this is much reduced with screw caps or plastic http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_wine_closures. I guess this is an example of not increasing the mean, but reducing the standard deviation. Here in Italy, the reverse is still true. All decent wines have cork and the only ones that have screw caps or plastic corks are the very cheapest available. I guess this is reflective of both the traditional methods that are preferred by the Italians and the trend. I know full well that expensive Italian wines in the UK can be supplied with plastic corks, so maybe it is just a trend and that the importer or purchaser can define to the vinery which material can be used.

Further on we stumbled across Bagni di Petriolo http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terme_di_Petriolo. I had heard about it many times, there is a big hotel spa which I have absolutely no interest in, but I had heard that there were places where you can just sit in the river and enjoy it. We had looked for it when we were on the superstrada to Grosetto but never succeeded, and here it is - on the old Grosetto road. As we were approaching we starting to smell the familiar egginess and then it really hit us. Of course we had to get off and have a look.





So, I'm very happy to have found this - and only 23 miles from Siena too. I prefer them at this time of year. Last year I was in one in January for a management course and it was excellent - swimming and paddling with a view of the snow on Mont Amiata. Plus about 10 years ago I was in one of the famous ones in Budapest (where Bobby Fisher used to play chess) in February, and it was great to be there outside in the warmth with snow falling on your face!

Climbing out of Bagni di Petriolo we hit some brutal climbs, and we hit them hard! The signs were saying 20% climb, and we hoped it would be 500 m or so, but it carried on and on for about 5 km before calming down a little. It was icy too, and a little wet so it was tough. Really tough. I would say that these were the toughest climbs that I have ever ridden and that includes the full L'Eroica and Mount Etna. My Italian swearing was coming to the fore!

I think I learned something along the route too. When you bomb n the UK we normally say "I'm toast" and during these tough climbs Riccardo told me that the Italians say "dura" or "toste" - so now I am wondering if "toast" comes from "toste" - I shall claim that it does, even if it doesn't!

We carried on as the road slowing winds it's way towards Grosetto, after a while it runs parallel to the main road, but still climbs and descends hard. Finally we arrived into Grosetto feeling pretty pooped, with a very poor average pace. We wanted to sit by the sea, enjoy some spaghetti with sea food, and get on the train back. Then we found out that Grosetto requires a further 10 km to get to the sea, which we just could not face. Then we sauntered over to the train station only to find that there are limited trains on Sundays, so had a 2 hour race till the next train. Bugger.

We cycled around Grosetto trying to find somewhere nice to eat. But this was 3 pm on a Sunday afternoon and everywhere was shut. I still find it hard to believe that restaurants in Italy close when there are paying customers desperate to eat. Again it is the yin and yang of Italian life that has good and bad points - it can be hard to get things, but then you do not get battered by the relentless commercialism of other places. Yin and yang - there's a balance in there somewhere.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grosseto



When I have been to Grosetto before I have been going there on the way back from the coast or from the Maremma national parks. We have never stopped long as we cannot find anything nice there - Riccardo said under his breath "citta di m3rda" and I have to agree with him - it is quite spectacularly ugly compared to other major Tuscan cities. We found a nice small cathedral and only one cafe that was open, and that was not serving any hot food, except for sandwiches. Anyway, we polished off some toasted (!! I was toast/toste) sandwiches, a hot chocolate and a great pasta for dolcino - almost a creamy choux pastry - happy creamy choux days.


Eventually we got on the train, which pretty much went back the same route we came in on. And it was slow, took over 90 minutes to do the 56 miles we had done. And we had a small run in with the ticket inspector as apparently the kiosk woman in Grosetto had sold us the wrong bike tickets - in Italy you have to buy a bike ticket to take the bike on a train, and then stay in the bike wagon. We had some that were €1.20 but they should have been €3.80 - and we were not in the bike wagon - maybe he was having a bad day?

Anyhow, a great day's riding, but next day we will plan better for the trains, less hills, and look for somewhere a little more populous so that we can eat properly when we arrive - the trip we did on the old road from Florence to Bologna was amazing.

Ciao for now!

Saturday, 14 January 2012

Proper tyred 14th gennaio 2012

Proper tyred 14th gennaio 2012


Today I had to take the car to the garage, well - tyre shop, to change to winter tyres. In Italy it is law, that between certain months of the year, you cannot go on a motorway without having either: winter tyres, tyre snow chains, or tyre snow covers. There are spot checks by the Polizia where you enter the motorways to check that you are compliant. Today I had the fitting of the tyres, that I ordered a couple of weeks ago. OK, the car is low profile tyres on huge wheels, but it has taken two weeks for the tyres to come through which is shocking. I'm not really sure what the drill is - the tyres are made of a softer compound, and are actually cheaper than usual tyres. I think the garage holds the normal tyres until winter is over. It's not something that we've done before whilst we've been here, but we want to do a lot of skiing this year so we need to make sure we are compliant to avoid any nasty surprises.

Mind you, the Polizia tend to avoid foreigners. The last time I stopped, which I think was the first time that either of us has been stopped, I put on my best English accent and said "choorno" (instead of buongiorno). He took a reaction and spoke in broken English, asking if I was English, I said yes, and he wished me a good holiday and told me to drive on. Naturally I didn't offer to speak any Italian or mention that I lived here, and made sure I spoke in a bad Italian accent.

Today there has been a bad crash of a cruise ship off the coast of Tuscany. It appears that a cruise ship with 4000 people on board ran aground close to the island of Giglio which is a few miles off the coast of Tuscany, near to Monte Argentario, a few miles south of Elba. It appears that the ship ran aground, most of the people (3000 passengers and 1000 staff) were evacuated but at this point 3 have been confirmed as being dead. Many escaped in lifeboats and others escaped by swimming. About 70 people are still missing.



The accounts are harrowing:

"Everybody was trying to get on the boats at the same time. When people had to get on the lifeboats they were pushing each other. It was a bit chaotic. We were trying to keep passengers calm but it was just impossible. Nobody knew what was going on."
He said children and women were given priority when it came to allocating places on lifeboats, but the system proved to be difficult to implement because many men "weren't accepting this" because they wanted to remain together as a family, prompting "huge confusion".
Some people decided it was too difficult to get on to a lifeboat and chose to swim, with a number safely reaching the nearby island of Giglio.
"We were on the same level as the water so some people started to swim because they weren't able to get on the lifeboats," said Mr Costa.
He said he saw some people jumping but could not get a sense of just how many people did so.
Elizabeth Nanni, of Isola del Giglio Tourist Information, said those who arrived on the island were survivors in a state of shock, ''desperate people looking for each other'' and people suffering from hypothermia after jumping into the sea.
So, that's one crash in Europe, meanwhile, the Euro is looking perilously close to crashing also. Yesterday, France's credit rating was downgraded from AAA to AA, and now people are talking more and more about Greece and Italy leaving the Euro. Italy has some problems yes, but it actually has a huge amount of strengths that are not shared in the rest of Europe.
To quote that article:
Presently, Italy’s economy is the fourth biggest in Europe, according to the International Monetary fund.  Italy sits behind GermanyFrance and the United Kingdom.
Really, Italy should be the biggest economy in Europe, and should be able to overtake Japan too which would make Italy the third biggest economy in the whole world.
To be honest, with its reputedly stagnant economy, Italy is not doing all that badly to be in fourth place in Europe and in eighth place in the world.



I really don't know what will happen, but it will certainly be a fun ride.
Meanwhile the weather is as strange as ever. This morning when I went to get the tyres it was freezy monkeys, then when I went to do a brick session after noon, it was cold, but in the sun it was glorious. In fact, there were people sitting and eating in the field in the sun. It tends to be freezing overnight and then gets up to as high as 18C in the sun during the day - it's nothing short of marvellous.





One way that I keep in touch with the world is by listening to podcasts, English language ones of course, this helps keep me in touch with the world. I used to love the Collings and Herrin podcast, but they had a falling out and no longer do it. Currently I am loving the following podcasts:
Fighting Talk
Answer Me This
The Complete Guide To Everything
Desert Island Discs
Friday Night Comedy
Eye On Italy
NPR Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
Today whilst listening to Brian Cox on Desert Island Discs I found out that he was in the 90s band D:Ream who sang "Things can only get better" - WTF? How did I miss that one??
Meanwhile, my Ironman training is carrying on - which is making me proper tyred, especially when running alongside a very hectic job. I have hit all the targets so far, and have not yet drowned in the swimming pool. However, for the first time today I did ask "why am I doing this?" which is worrying to happen so early on! Mind you, on the ride today I was not happy with my bike - the front wheel feels off and the tyres don't feel grippy. At one point I went into a big skid that I struggled to control, whilst on a long descent I was very very cold and felt unsafe, in fact, I think I only did 26 mph. This afternoon, post ride, I changed the tyres and replaced my carbon wheel with a basic one to see if that helps.
Rock on, to the break of dawn - that's the sort of thing that Jermaine would say.

Thursday, 12 January 2012

Mr President 12th gennaio 2012

Mr President 12th gennaio 2012


It has been an exhausting couple of days. With work I have driven to Rome, flown to Madrid, performed two technical visits, did a 45 minute ride, a flight back to Rome, two more technical visits and a 40 minute run, followed by a drive back to Siena. I am super pooped and the Ironman training, whilst not so bad or intense or even particularly, makes things hard when holding down a decent job.

Meanwhile, back in Planet Italia the country is looking forward to a new year. Monti is trying to add some  stability to the country, although we will really learn about the confidence in the next few days when bond sales start to get through. However, although Berlusconi is gone, he is clearly not forgotten. It is traditional to burn an effigy on New Year's Eve (Capo D'Anno) (do not say "buon ano" instead of "buon anno" else you will be wishing someone a "good ass"!) and one town near Bologna decided to make their effigy resemble Berlusconi. Frankly, I'm surprised not more towns have done this - but this has caused outrage amongst certain areas of Italy and demonstrates how many people really liked and still value Berlusconi, despite the fact that he was a laughing stock the world over.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16518599


Speaking of presidents...meanwhile, my Hilton Honours status enabled me to be upgraded in both hotels, memorably in Madrid where I got a double upgrade into a Presidential suite, complete with a Jacuzzi. In Rome, I also got upgraded, sadly this time only to an Executive suite - it's all downhill from here on in :(

In Madrid they drink vermouth - however, this is not the Italian drink, rather it is the time between 11 am and 3 pm when the Spanish have an aperitivo. I like this! Sadly, I am on the wagon at the minute so did not imbibe! On the plus side, I learnt some great new phrases:

Va al diavolo - get to the devil (similar to go to hell)
Figlio di puttana - son of a bitch
Ganzo e figo - both mean "cool"
Non levarmi dalle guazze - a really classic Tuscan one here - "don't leave me in the damp" guazza/e is a really Tuscan word for damp
Fottiti - f@ck you
Fare la scarpetta - mop up oil on your plate with bread

The training continues well and weather is cold. This makes my running better as the field where I run is crisp and clear and no longer wet and slippy. My knee still fears me so I am taking the running very slow. On Tuesday it was beautiful - I arrived in the morning and it was pitch black except for a crystal clear and full moon - una luna piena. The fields were white with frost, it was -3.5C according to the car thermometer, and I saw a fox and some green woodpeckers as the sun came up. Also there were holes in the fields where cinghiale had been digging for root vegetables - I love being up and in the cold - reminds me of home! Strange thing is that during the day, around noon it warms up to 12-14C again - marvellous.


In scary news this week, a girl was doing a bungee jump in Zambia when the rope snapped. COuld have been terrible but amazingly she survived with barely a scratch...an amazing video. Also she fell into a crocodile-infested swamp just in case it wasn't bad enough already!



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16459489

Arriverderla!

Sunday, 8 January 2012

"Guazza" 8th gennaio 2012

"Guazza" 8th gennaio 2012

I was up early for cycling this morning, to give me time to do some work and visit a friend for some chilling today. Normally I don't ride at this time as it tends to be wet - there is a special word for it in Sienese "guazza" which means kind of damp. Anyway, this morning it was damp, a little icy, plus I am still not 100% happy with my wheels and tires combo on my bike - I have michelins on my carbon mavics - so it should be fine, but I just don't feel it yet!

http://app.strava.com/rides/3177655




So, it was wet. It normally is foggy every morning in Siena, something to do with the hills I guess, so normally I don't ride until around noon by which time it is normally much much better and drier. However, I went, it was a beautiful day, I saw amongst other stuff: squirrel, woodpecker, and some huge bird of prey. However, I was knackered and now feel super knackered due to my Ironman training - I will not discuss that here but you can keep up at ironbadgers.wordpress.com

Beautifully sunny and dry now - d'oh! In fact, when I was cycling, some old bifter shouted at me "รจ freddo, vai a casa!" - "it's cold - go home!" He was right, but it wasn't that cold, I was well wrapped up with full vizor buff, winter gloves, tri suit, winter bib leggings and 4 tops. Because of this I am petrified of ever cycling in the UK again as I have gone completely soft. In reality it was probably about 5C, a bit of ice here and there and I have just gone weak - the UK would destroy me!

Yesterday, we went to watch the footy - Siena vs Lazio in Serie A. And amazingly, after several crap games, and of course the long 3 weeks winter break, Siena went to town winning 4-0 and helping to keep them in the league for now. Great result.
Ciao for now.
JJ

La befana 6th gennaio 2012

La befana 6th gennaio 2012

National hoolidays are few and far apart in Italy. If they fall on a weekend you use them. So, in the words of the great Dumb and Dumber "Use it or lose it sister!". This Friday we decided to go snowboarding. There has not been great this year, but there has been a bit. Just about enough. Through the week we were avidly following the webcams of the local snow spots. We have two - on is Mont Amiata - this is about an hour to the south of Siena and I have never been snowbaording there. The snow can be ok, but it is a little south and a little too near the coast to ever get great snow. About 2 hours north there is Abetone. This is a full on snow resort and from late January has about 2.5 months of great snow. But it is not really ready yet.



However, we thought that Val di Luce might be a bit better, this is about 20 minutes drive further on from Abetone, and it turned out to be perfect.
http://www.valdiluce.com/
It hasn't snowed there since before Xmas we think, and on top of the mountain it was brutal, very windy, icy and quite a few rocks, but down on the beginners slopes where I was hanging out it was absolutely great. For Xmas Dawn had purchased for me new pants, jacket, gloves and helmet to replace the rubbish I had picked up from Decathlon and it was an absolute pleasure. Took me most of the day to get into it, but at the end of the day I was starting to feel quite confident and am hoping this will set me up for the rest of the season.



Back to the reason for the holiday - La Befana means the witch and she comes every year on what the rest of us think of as Epiphany to give presents to the lucky Italian boys and girls. In a kind of Santa Claus vibe. Bless her - she's as ugly as fook, and don't you dare wish an Italian woman "buona Befana" as this is not polite as I found out! However, it's a day off which makes me very happy. Even if I did have to interview someone at 06:30am and have a two TC on the mountain, ah well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Befana

Happy snowboarding season kids.

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

The grass is always greener 3rd gennaio 2012

The grass is always greener 3rd gennaio 2012

It was hard coming back to Italy after a week back home. This was my longest trip back to the UK since I left over two years ago. It was a struggle to pull ourselves away and back to Planet Italia. I was annoyed right from the start - there was an annoying Italian woman in the airport pub moaning about British service and the food (I can't really disagree with her really) and then in the queue to the plane there was an Italian guy going on and on to his mama about what he ate in england and what he wanted her to cook for him when he got home. And of course there was the Italian queueing, both in the airport and then getting on and off the plane. So we landed pretty grumpy ready for a long long drive back to Siena from Pisa. Then something funny happened on the way to the forum - we saw a porcupine on our road! That was very exciting.



Of course, I took my usual approach of jumping out of the car and running up the road after it, trying to snap it as I went. You can just about make it and it's big spines in the photo. Then a day or two later we were going to friend's place for dinner and we saw a family of three wild boar trotting across the road! It has been animal-tastic.  And this was after a fun trip on to the old colliery site in Nottingham where there was a very rare visitation of a rough legged buzzard, with many twitchers in attendance.
http://thedrunkbirder.wordpress.com/2011/12/17/rough-justice/

Back to Italy it was cold, certainly much colder than the UK, but the sun has been fantastic. When it warms up during the day it gets very nice indeed. Took a lovely walk down on Pian del Lago. This is the site of an old lake outside Siena which drained either to provide hunting or to get rid of malaria or possibly both. It is now an area that is nice and flat which is pretty rare for Siena!












http://www.gdecarli.it/php/circuit.php?var1=1525&var2=2

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/47148265

And then we hit New Year's Eve. We were supposed to go to Berlin with Smokey and Coxen Boxen but Dawn's travel schedule scuppered us. We decided to have some beers and hang out in the square and there was some music, some projections on to the palazzo and it was nothing short of pretty incredible for Siena. Normally the Sienese are stuck in their ways and completely resistant to modern stuff, but this was great. The music and projections went through countries and it was really entertaining. Plus the square seemed to be more packed than during Palio time which is pretty incredible.





So maybe it ain't so bad after all ;) Ciao e buon anno 2012. Or as I was told in the olde worlde stylee "buona fine e buon principio!"

3rd Gennaio 2012 Ironbadgers

3rd Gennaio 2012 Ironbadgers

Foolishly we have entered an Ironman. OMG. What the freak is going on? What the frig am I doing? What the frig are we all doing? Myself, Dawn, Stu, Evs n Grotbags have all entered the Regensburg Ironman.

What's an Ironman then? Well, it's an insane race for the toughest of the tough and incorporates an extreme triathlon: a 2.4 miles swim, a 112 mile bike ride followed by a full marathon - all to be completed within a 16 hour time limit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ironman_Triathlon

I had never heard of Regensburg before but apparently it's lovely. Situated in the heart of Bavaria and has the famous Walhalla Temple.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regensburg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walhalla_temple

I fear that I may know all too much about this place before long as it starts to occupy all my dreams and fears. I am coming from nowhere. I have not been able to run for over a year due to a knee injury and have managed at most 8 minutes on a treadmill. Since August I have suffered from a persistent viral infection which means that except for a few bike rides I have not trained and have gotten extremely fat. I cannot swim front crawl. I can breast stroke for ever, but until about 6 months ago I could not front crawl, I still can only just complete a 25 metre pool length. I have not been more than 2 days sober since May and have been smoking quite a bit.

We have set up another blog to track our progress over the next 24 weeks.
http://ironbadgers.wordpress.com

I am in a LOT of trouble!!